Monday, December 1, 2014

Hello, would-be travelers!

Salutations!
It is with great pride that I announce to you, the masses, of a new and wonderful place that we have found!  We have sent our top two explorers there, but we are in great need of your help!

Firstly, I must step back and assure you that we are solely doing this at our expense.  No monetary involvement on your part will be required.  What we need is information, solutions to tricky problems, and maybe a few, minor, personal details.  Nothing too important.  This is all for sake of discovery!

Secondly, the Janus Group renounces any accusations of us being a secret sect of government or religion.  We simply serve the world at large, and wish to share the wealth of knowledge that will come from our explorations!  Whether under sea, deep in cave, far in space, or right under our nose, we search everywhere for the sole reason of discovery.

Here is where you come in, dear recipients.  Our two explorers will need your help in this strange new environment they have found.  From time to time, we will call on you to request your help with problem solving or other information.  If you are interested in joining this journey, please send an email to janusexplorationgroup@gmail.com with "Explorer" as the subject.  In the body, please only include the sentence: My name is __(name)__ and I have __(color)__ eyes. For example: My name is Archibald and I have blue eyes. 

If you know others that may want to help, please direct them to us.  There is a great reward for one of the lucky explorers that enlist their help in our cause.

Thank you for your time, we hope to hear from you soon,
Archibald

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